The True-ist Article On The Internet

So there are lots of articles on the internet, with lots of information. But they are all wrong. I have taken the time to write the only true article on life, including all of its facets. This is the article you are reading now. Every single word is true and this is "the truth" as would you ever find it. No other article on the internet has the same level of percentage of true-ness as the article your reading here. This article is 100.0% true. So we'll explore just what this truth is. The Truth (below) The Truth is that a lot of wrong and arrogant people have written a lot of wrong and arrogant articles about what they tell you is the truth because they just "ASSUME" - that is to say assume, that they know the truth, or even "The Truth". There can only be one truth and this is on this article that you are reading now. It is the only true article on the entire internet. Did you know that there are 4,546,235,5757,1,45,415,5,5,55e+45^2 articles on the internet? I added them up in a dream. All of them are untrue to some degree. This one is not. The bottom line is that this is all arrogance. Arrogance of people. They are saying they have the truth to assert control and dominance over their readers. To create followers of their readers and disempower them. Thanks for reading.