Sunday 21 October 2018
Random MASTICATIONS of a sunday evening
I'm sittin ere eatin today eatin today eatin today eatin and repeatin and repeatin and eatin and repeatin and repeatin myself.
Now a bit of food fell from my gob and onto me somewhere and I can't find it. What a big big shame. Maybe it went in my beard?
Cos you see I'm a rite skinny cunt and all. Got to eat 12,000 calories a day to get to a normal weight.
Struggled with my lack of weight all my life and decided that weak skinny people are pathetic fuckers and I don't want to be one. People give me fuckin weird looks all the time, especially the bitcheeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. So that sucks a right old chode, in't it? When you look so skeletal you could be in a freak show nobody is looking at you with any lust that is 4 shore. Well that won't do.
I will eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and train in the gym and train at home. I spend so much of my day eating that my teeth can't take the strain and are falling the fuck out as well built who gives a fuck.
Thursday 11 October 2018
Troubles seem to up and disappear
Tuch meeeee wiv da luuuurve your brining, I can hardly lose when you're nearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
duh duh duh duh duh duuuuuh………………………...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LET ME BE THE ONE
Rambling about shit
Well I'm sittig at my CP at 1:58AM and listening to a song called "Carolina in the mrning". Nuffin could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning. The song literally means to be in Carolina in the morning, and Carolina is a girl. Not a state. Afterall there is North Carolina and South Carolina, but not "Carolina". See in those days of that song, people had dirty minds but were more intelligently subtle about it you see.
Now also I am just writing about life. Fucking dumb shit advert on youtube delayed the start of a song I was listening too, how rude. FUCKIN RUDE
So anyway I was thinking about how I used to have a big obsession over an inter-net girl in Spain who I thought I liked for some dumb reason. Some dumb ho who lead me on because she loved attention. I got well obsessed. Felt like dying even. But then I looked on her insta-cack one day and she identified with some lyrics of a Pink Floyds song. Now she always claimed to be shy and low self esteem. The lyrics said "you won't forget me, you won't forget me, I'm a wall too high for you to climb" and all that shit. This bitch lives at home with mummy who buys her endless hair do's and pink hair dye, designer clothes, gadgets, games, expensive makeup and she solicits loser weak bitch guys on fetish websites constasntly to fill the sink hole of a personality that she has. I nearly fell in but got out. All young bitches on the internet are like this - ignore them. All the same. Not that I think all girls are. Quality girls exist. From good parents and backgrounds. But those pink Floyd song lyrics proved to me that's how the bitch really sees herself. A narcissistic waste of space. Vast over-valuation based on something so superficial. Every time she and her ilk con a guy into falling for her, it's another notch to her belt, specially when she just dangles her pussy like a carrot on a stick after feigning a false connection. But it also takes a stupid dumb "man" to fall for that shit. I learned the hard way. I'm so glad I came out with sanity intact and even became a better man from it. Thanks you pink haired clown. I love that you did that to me. I have found the purpose of my life. And it is me and not some bint. Me and my purpose in life. Who needs you? I don't.
The True-ist Article On The Internet
So there are lots of articles on the internet, with lots of information. But they are all wrong.
I have taken the time to write the only true article on life, including all of its facets.
This is the article you are reading now.
Every single word is true and this is "the truth" as would you ever find it.
No other article on the internet has the same level of percentage of true-ness as the article your reading here.
This article is 100.0% true.
So we'll explore just what this truth is.
The Truth (below)
The Truth is that a lot of wrong and arrogant people have written a lot of wrong and arrogant articles about what they tell you is the truth because they just "ASSUME" - that is to say assume, that they know the truth, or even "The Truth".
There can only be one truth and this is on this article that you are reading now. It is the only true article on the entire internet. Did you know that there are 4,546,235,5757,1,45,415,5,5,55e+45^2 articles on the internet? I added them up in a dream. All of them are untrue to some degree. This one is not.
The bottom line is that this is all arrogance. Arrogance of people. They are saying they have the truth to assert control and dominance over their readers. To create followers of their readers and disempower them.
Thanks for reading.
Tuesday 18 January 2011
A solution for crappy dark mornings and evenings in winter.
You know what?
I am achingly sick and tired of the miserable, lethargy inducing dark mornings and evenings we have to suffer in this Gordamn northerly subarctic hellhole.
I suggest a new proper alteration of the clocks in winter in order to keep things as light as possible in the morning and evening when it is mid winter.
Look at the current situation:
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 00
DARKDARKDARKLIGHTLIGHTLIGHTLIGHTDARKDARKDARKDARKDARK
In the freaking winter thats how fuckin long it is dark for.
Now look at my solution:
12 1 1.5 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 22.5 23 00
DARKDARKDARKLIGHTLIGHTLIGHTLIGHTDARKDARKDARKDARKDARK
So at 2:00AM it will become "1.5AM" and each hour will only be counted as half an hour numerically. When we finally get to the new 6:00AM, it will already be getting light, then when we get to 10:00AM, the next hour will suddenly skip to 14:00, and that will also mean we will only be at work for 5 hours, if you are doing the typical 9 - 5 type shit!!!
How awesome! And you will be going home in complete daylight.
Some stupid critics will probably say that the economy will suffer and such baloney, because people will be at work far less, but that's nonsense, people will be happier with this arrangement; happier people are (more) productive people, and they will actually be doing more work per hour, so then you see just as much is getting done! How cool is that.
As you would also notice, there are now two hours between 22:00 and 23:00, which means that my favourite radio program goes on for four beautiful hours!
I am achingly sick and tired of the miserable, lethargy inducing dark mornings and evenings we have to suffer in this Gordamn northerly subarctic hellhole.
I suggest a new proper alteration of the clocks in winter in order to keep things as light as possible in the morning and evening when it is mid winter.
Look at the current situation:
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 00
DARKDARKDARKLIGHTLIGHTLIGHTLIGHTDARKDARKDARKDARKDARK
In the freaking winter thats how fuckin long it is dark for.
Now look at my solution:
12 1 1.5 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 22.5 23 00
DARKDARKDARKLIGHTLIGHTLIGHTLIGHTDARKDARKDARKDARKDARK
So at 2:00AM it will become "1.5AM" and each hour will only be counted as half an hour numerically. When we finally get to the new 6:00AM, it will already be getting light, then when we get to 10:00AM, the next hour will suddenly skip to 14:00, and that will also mean we will only be at work for 5 hours, if you are doing the typical 9 - 5 type shit!!!
How awesome! And you will be going home in complete daylight.
Some stupid critics will probably say that the economy will suffer and such baloney, because people will be at work far less, but that's nonsense, people will be happier with this arrangement; happier people are (more) productive people, and they will actually be doing more work per hour, so then you see just as much is getting done! How cool is that.
As you would also notice, there are now two hours between 22:00 and 23:00, which means that my favourite radio program goes on for four beautiful hours!
Friday 17 July 2009
A collection of very good quotes
Good Quotes
"Only two things can ever be certain in human life: death and destruction"
"Man is the possibly the only creature on earth that by habit destroys the world around him to achieve self-sustainance"
"Saying one thing and doing another is simply being forgetful, and that is excusable because everyone has forgetful moments"
"A fake is one who maintains an ego he must defend and fulfil by day and night while ignoring his true inner person"
"A fake is one who pretends it's all OK with you, then stabs you in the back or trash talks about you when he think's you don't know, 'cos, he's a coward who won't show you how he really feels about you"
"Most of those who form judgements about others are looking no further than secondary, insubstancial characteristics of that person of which they build a subjective picture of in their mind; therefore that person of whom is the subject of their judgemental victimization becomes a name or label enraptured by the feelings of hate, jealousy and contempt in their mind; all of which are the feelings and manifestations of a reactive, ignorant insecure little man with a big ego"
"Don't knock eating, drinking, sleeping and sex. They are primal instinctual requirements for life. We always think we need to be so pretentious as to be "more" than that all the time, but our primal instincts cannot be ignored because we are all part animal."
"Remember this wise old philosophy: leave it to the last minute; and don't start a minute before."
"Laziness is a good way to live a more stress free and longer life. "Driven" do-it-all people who never think just rush about in a hurry trying to do this and that, never satisfied, and wonder why they all get heart disease, heart attacks and alzheimers. One can never be one step ahead. We are all in the now and as long as we enjoy that moment instead of let it kill us we will live a happier longer life"
"You are nothing. Maybe you are known now, but give 50-100 years and most will have forgotten you. If you were ever famous for some reason, give 500-600 years, and you might still be remembered by some historians. Give 1,000 or more, and nobody will really know no more nor will they care a shit, and nor should they. We are all here to live in our respective present and get the fuck on with it. When your dead let everyone else get on with theirs and shut the fuck up"
"The past is to the future as the future is to the past"
"Some insecure people like to just dismiss the past and pretend it was never important, yet, the "past" was the foundation of every subsequent action of any person. Maybe the only thing that wasn't important was their own existence."
"The past once present was"
"Nobody is like anything other than the way they act"
"I've figured out it seems to be better not to know anybody at all. Even those you thought were closest to you think it is acceptable to drunkanly tell you how you are wrong and rub it in your face, accuse you of lying and twisting when it is they who are twisting everything you do or say. And yet, these fools believe they know everything!"
"One of the highest forms of freedom is not caring what others think about you or what you do. The moment you live in a manner that is affected by what others think about who you are and what you do or what they think of you, they are dictating your life."
"There's no such thing as luck; just hard work, discipline and effort."
"One must know fear to know courage."
"Oh of course there is much variation in my life. I eat a good variety of foods every day."
"Job market? The job market, well yes, no need to tell me that's so unstable now. Well, what with the economic instability right now, companies closing up and starting up every second, last time I went in to a recruitment agency down then way looking for work CV in hand, I walked out sipping bloody orange and passion fruit crush from the new "Juice Bar" in town"
"Never get too attached to anything. When things go wrong in life or things you try or do don't go as you imagined you will not dent your ego if you haven't got too attached."
"Going to study a university degree taught me one thing above all others: How stupid and unintelligent I really am."
"I could not give a monkeys if I am mediocre as it is usually someone elses judgement anyhow. What does it even mean? By what scale are we measuring it? Grades, credit rating, social standing, WHAT? It is a meaningless overused phrase people use to depreciate themselves."
"Even if you don't think you are mediocre, someone has to be, if you really believe in such a thing!"
"Since it is not possible for any humanly thing to be perfect, does that make it mediocre? Excellence is an illusion outside of divinity itself and who is man to think he is divine? Therefore reasoning against "mediocrity" is nothing other than an illusion as long as you are human."
"Only two things can ever be certain in human life: death and destruction"
"Man is the possibly the only creature on earth that by habit destroys the world around him to achieve self-sustainance"
"Saying one thing and doing another is simply being forgetful, and that is excusable because everyone has forgetful moments"
"A fake is one who maintains an ego he must defend and fulfil by day and night while ignoring his true inner person"
"A fake is one who pretends it's all OK with you, then stabs you in the back or trash talks about you when he think's you don't know, 'cos, he's a coward who won't show you how he really feels about you"
"Most of those who form judgements about others are looking no further than secondary, insubstancial characteristics of that person of which they build a subjective picture of in their mind; therefore that person of whom is the subject of their judgemental victimization becomes a name or label enraptured by the feelings of hate, jealousy and contempt in their mind; all of which are the feelings and manifestations of a reactive, ignorant insecure little man with a big ego"
"Don't knock eating, drinking, sleeping and sex. They are primal instinctual requirements for life. We always think we need to be so pretentious as to be "more" than that all the time, but our primal instincts cannot be ignored because we are all part animal."
"Remember this wise old philosophy: leave it to the last minute; and don't start a minute before."
"Laziness is a good way to live a more stress free and longer life. "Driven" do-it-all people who never think just rush about in a hurry trying to do this and that, never satisfied, and wonder why they all get heart disease, heart attacks and alzheimers. One can never be one step ahead. We are all in the now and as long as we enjoy that moment instead of let it kill us we will live a happier longer life"
"You are nothing. Maybe you are known now, but give 50-100 years and most will have forgotten you. If you were ever famous for some reason, give 500-600 years, and you might still be remembered by some historians. Give 1,000 or more, and nobody will really know no more nor will they care a shit, and nor should they. We are all here to live in our respective present and get the fuck on with it. When your dead let everyone else get on with theirs and shut the fuck up"
"The past is to the future as the future is to the past"
"Some insecure people like to just dismiss the past and pretend it was never important, yet, the "past" was the foundation of every subsequent action of any person. Maybe the only thing that wasn't important was their own existence."
"The past once present was"
"Nobody is like anything other than the way they act"
"I've figured out it seems to be better not to know anybody at all. Even those you thought were closest to you think it is acceptable to drunkanly tell you how you are wrong and rub it in your face, accuse you of lying and twisting when it is they who are twisting everything you do or say. And yet, these fools believe they know everything!"
"One of the highest forms of freedom is not caring what others think about you or what you do. The moment you live in a manner that is affected by what others think about who you are and what you do or what they think of you, they are dictating your life."
"There's no such thing as luck; just hard work, discipline and effort."
"One must know fear to know courage."
"Oh of course there is much variation in my life. I eat a good variety of foods every day."
"Job market? The job market, well yes, no need to tell me that's so unstable now. Well, what with the economic instability right now, companies closing up and starting up every second, last time I went in to a recruitment agency down then way looking for work CV in hand, I walked out sipping bloody orange and passion fruit crush from the new "Juice Bar" in town"
"Never get too attached to anything. When things go wrong in life or things you try or do don't go as you imagined you will not dent your ego if you haven't got too attached."
"Going to study a university degree taught me one thing above all others: How stupid and unintelligent I really am."
"I could not give a monkeys if I am mediocre as it is usually someone elses judgement anyhow. What does it even mean? By what scale are we measuring it? Grades, credit rating, social standing, WHAT? It is a meaningless overused phrase people use to depreciate themselves."
"Even if you don't think you are mediocre, someone has to be, if you really believe in such a thing!"
"Since it is not possible for any humanly thing to be perfect, does that make it mediocre? Excellence is an illusion outside of divinity itself and who is man to think he is divine? Therefore reasoning against "mediocrity" is nothing other than an illusion as long as you are human."
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